Dora here. It's him again. This guy was here once before, and to be honest I wasn't quite sure if I was going to like him. But he showed up again last week, and to his credit, he's been doing everything he can to try and get in my good books. He assists my owner when she takes me for a walk, he scoops up my poop, and give me treats. But here's the best part. For whatever reason, he's managed to work out that I like to have a wrestle every now and again, and even though he doesn't stand a chance at winning the wrestling match, I allow him to think that he has won, just to amuse him. The things we dogs do to keep the humans happy. It's a daily chore.
So after much consideration on my part, I've decided to allow this human to spend more time with me. Now that I've helped to re-educate him, it would be a waste if I didn't take advantage of him to the fullest. Slowly but surely, my plan to control humans is working. One at a time. It gives me something to do, and it makes the humans think that they are getting smarter. But believe me, they've got a long way to go in that department.
One final photo for today. Here I am again, this time with a stupid toy on my head, just to please the humans. I guess it does have some advantage, because it makes them feel that I deserve a treat afterwards. I've got them wrapped around my paw.
Faithfully yours,
Dora dog
The Thoughtful Wanderer here. I thought I would let Dora have her say for today's post. I will be away on vacation next month for three weeks (some would say that I am always on vacation), and I may or may not have internet access, but if I do, I'll make sure to post something, even if it's just a photo or two.
living in acceptance,
Paul
The Thoughtful Wanderer
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